If I was a teacher, I would have my students analysis my favourite TV shows and movies for me, stuck as, OitNB what’s up with Red and Vee’s relationship dynamic like?????????? Have it on my desk by Monday

I want to rejoin TSF so baad. But I know a lot of people probably think I’m a piece of shit in the club. It took me so much energy and confidence to e-mail the president and ask where I will be accepted if I rejoin. 

What I wanted to say was, “I spent the last two years battling harsh demons inside me, clinging to life, facing who I am and making an effort to redeem my true character. I am not 2012 Sarah anymore. She’s gone. But I am aware that a lot of people have that Sarah on their impression of me. I just want to laugh with funny people again.” 

Another part of me says, “you don’t have to prove anything to anybody. But no one thinks of you that way, they mostly think of themselves.” 

Ugh.

fizoule77:

wickedclothes:

Pokemon Boyshorts

Become Pikachu, Charmander, Squirtle, or Bulbasaur with these boyshorts. The backside of these undergarments feature each Pokemon’s tail, while the frontside features the front features of each Pokemon. Sold on Etsy.

Those are adorable

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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I did this yesterday. I work for an airline and we were waiting for our plane to arrive. I was working the gate and one of my co-workers muttered that the plane was on final. I thought I heard “west” (we have to specify what direction in order for the gate agent can get some final paperwork in before s/he moves the jet bridge. So basically, I didn’t see the plane land and come in because I was looking west instead of east. The thing I hear on the radio was, “SARAH THE PLANE IS HERE, I warned you it was coming from the east.”. Then without hesitation, I replied, “East? I thought you said ‘weast’.” 

  • Beyoncé: (Feminism) requires both men and women, and we are equally important and need one another. … We have to teach our boys the rules of equality and respect, so that as they grow up, gender equality becomes a natural way of life. And we have to teach our girls that they can reach as high as humanly possible.”
  • White Feminists: stop using feminism for attention
  • Scarlet Johansson: I am girl
  • White Feminists: YES! finally a celebrity with a brain! in a male dominated industry Scarlet is not a afraid to be herself. Truly a feminist icon!
unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.
That 10K?

unamusedsloth:

Oh, right. The 10K. The 10K for Disneyland, the 10K chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s 10K.

That 10K?

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

wentzest:

when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade image

goodatboats:

Sup.

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are

don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things

markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons
By Cameron

There is nothing more true.

markatch:

Saturday morning cartoons

By Cameron

There is nothing more true.

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole