Considering most compliments are by old guys, I’m starting to question whether I was meant to be attractive 50 years ago. 

lustyloveylady:

This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made

kyleyo:

forgetting to check pirate’s cove like

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I just lifted my 160 lb boyfriend off the floor.

This is a good start

Psych + Tumbr

obamainstripes:

Jon Stewart in text posts

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

pikachucastiel:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

no one say it

Haha great

pikachucastiel:

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

no one say it

Haha great

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

teamfreekickass:

DRUNK HISTORY IS THE BEST SHOW

THEY LITTERALLY INVITE HISTORIANS OVER AND GET THEM DRUNK AS FUCK. THEN THEY HAVE THEM TELL A STORY ABOUT HISTORY, AND HAVE ACTORS ACT IT OUT.

LIKE 

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No but no joke, this show is the fucking best thing ever to watch when you’re drunk or high with friends like we could not breathe the other night it was the best

Watch this show immediately.